Wither wander Wanda?
Some places Wanda loves to wander….
· The Beach (Wanda loves to improve her tan)· The Spa/Salon (Wanda is nothing if not well-groomed)
· Any Extreme Geographical Locales (mountain tops or ocean depths)
· The OB/GYN
· Sporting events (especially Nascar and Ultimate fighting)
· Any sort of performance or gallery events
· Offices of elected officials who vote on uterus rights
Wanda’s favorite activities include…
· Reading, Writing, and Arithmetic· Rock-climbing
· Getting a pap smear
· Protesting for her rights
· Road trips
· Swimming
· Skateboarding
· Spelunking
· Sky-diving, bungee jumping, surfing, or any extreme sport
· Knitting
· Getting her nails done
· Getting her picture taken with celebrities and/or getting their autographs
· Getting or giving tattoos
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